James: What’s your body count?
Regulus: Do you mean sex or murder?
Amortentia - April 26 - word count: 114 - @wolfstarmicrofic
Remus choked on air as he and Sirius entered the dungeons. “Did you go run in the forest this morning?” he asked Sirius. “The air down here reeks of wet dog.”
“Are you kidding? Of course I didn’t, Moony. But it smells like cigs and chocolate, what are you talking about?”
“No, it’s wet dog,” Remus protested. “Furry little problem, remember?”
“Definitely cigs and chocolate,” Sirius countered, tapping his nose. “Dog, remember?”
Entering the Potions classroom, they noticed that the board read Amortentia.
They both turned bright red before bursting into laughter.
And they talked about that whole… experience… later, huddled up together under the blankets and stealing kisses when they had the chance.
Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?